Here’s a few Chuck Norris jokes for you, we will start at number 16.
16. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
15. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
14. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
13. Chuck Norris really does live in a Round House!
12. Chuck Norris has a dog named Old Yeller too, except his dog isn’t dead!
11. Iceberg??? Chuck Norris sank the Titantic!
10. Only Chuck Norris really knows where the Red Fern Grows!
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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Those aren't very funny
ReplyDeletehey there's a poster at Wal-Mart about those kind of jokes go buy it and get some better ones haha
ReplyDelete1.Scientists have found the cure for cancer and it turns out that the cure is Chuck Norris' tears, the only problem is Chuck Norris never cries.
ReplyDelete2.Newtons third law says that every action has an equal and/or opposite reaction. This is un-true due to NOTHING being as powerful as a Chuck Norris Round House Kick to the face!
Use the third comments jokes, they are way better than the others you have.
ReplyDeletewe have heard those before so find something else to make fun of
ReplyDeletewhen Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteHey, Captain Lame wants his joke book back.
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